Yesterday, I went shopping with laura, who is an extremely awesome shopping buddy!! You know when you are doing shopping, you want advice or some remarks right? So, if you do shopping with a mute, then prepare to find yourself carrying many useless items home. Laura gives so much opinion and it makes me re-consider many many times before buying!!! Ahhh.. that's not the point. Yesterday, when I was at thisViola shop (only sells cardigans, free size!) at fareast plaza, to get a grey cardigan. Okay, so I was wearing this black cardigan, plain white top and knee lenght demin skirt. I was standing beside 3 girls and my laura was in another shop. One of the 3 girls started to flaunt that she bought a cardigan from Zara and it cost her 34.90$ yet it's still hanging in her wardrobe. Let's name her Zara idiot. So I continued to listen, since I was waiting for the sales girl to get me a new piece of my choosen grey cardigan. Another girl started to feedle around with a grey cardigan and she asked that Zara idiot for opinions... "Eh.. this grey cardigan nice or not huh?" Zara idiot: Not nice lah.. grey cardigans are for minahs... "Huh.. what is minahs???" Zara idiot: There.. *peeps at me* That girl standing beside us is minah lor.. _|_ that gormless girl. IM NEITHER AHLIAN NOR MINAH NOR ANYWHERE NEAR THEM OKAY?? To prove that Im not ahlian or minah: ...................................................................................................................................................................... Ahlian: Use thick powder Minah: Use thick eyeliner and super thin eyebrow/ no eyebrow (shaved all and draw with eyebrow pencil) Me: Use sufficient amount of powder and eyeliner and my eyebrows are not thin! ....................................................................................................................................................................... Ahlian: The must-owned demin hot pants. Minah: Super tight clothes and usually black Me: No demin hot pants, Im a shorts freak but NO DEMIN HOT PANTS. No super tight clothes, I will never allow my clothes to suffocate me. Skinny jeans are fine but again, I don't wear skinny jeans because Im a shorts freak. ....................................................................................................................................................................... Ahlian says: JIBYE Minah says: PORKYMA I say: _|_ you ....................................................................................................................................................................... One more thing, ahlians usually have problem typing probably because of lack of education so euu is actually you and iie is actually I. Singlish can only determine you a Singaporean, so I can use whatever Singlish I want lah! SEE??????? Appearance wise, language wise, I'm different. Intellectual level might most probably be different too. (at least I am not pregnant without a supportive husband) So please stop saying Im ahlian or minah, else I will.... BE BOILING MAD!!! Okay.. felt alot better now, but still _|_ all minahs and ahlians! CIAO |